Its Wednesday. Hump Day. Damn, even just stating that makes me horny, jealous and pissed off, all at once. I mean who the hell is humping on Wednesday anyway? And if you are, WHY AREN'T I? I'm still pissy because I didn't get any sex last weekend, and now we arrive at hump day, and I'm not humping..hello?? Seriously, am I asking so much? Sex please. Daily please. 2x daily please. ok. ok, i'm getting carried away, i know. Once a week is my all time lowest bid, I refuse to go any lower (never mind the fact that I'm batting 2-3 times per month). So, is my libido so high because I'm single? This is a serious question....for you, my hords of readers...if you are married or in a long term relationship in your late thirties, how's your sex drive? Is there something wrong with me? If I had an available partner, would I want it so badly, so often? Sometimes I imagine what it would be like if I went off my anti-anxieties that have the side effect of "suppressing your sexual drive." For christ's sake I might be a sexual offender if I wasn't held back by these little pills!
So, obviously my two-man strategy is not working out. If I can't get sex weekly while I am seeing 2 men, then its time to up the game. Calling all thirds!!!!!!
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