Hump Day...

Its Wednesday. Hump Day. Damn, even just stating that makes me horny, jealous and pissed off, all at once. I mean who the hell is humping on Wednesday anyway? And if you are, WHY AREN'T I? I'm still pissy because I didn't get any sex last weekend, and now we arrive at hump day, and I'm not humping..hello?? Seriously, am I asking so much? Sex please. Daily please. 2x daily please. ok. ok, i'm getting carried away, i know. Once a week is my all time lowest bid, I refuse to go any lower (never mind the fact that I'm batting 2-3 times per month). So, is my libido so high because I'm single? This is a serious question....for you, my hords of readers...if you are married or in a long term relationship in your late thirties, how's your sex drive? Is there something wrong with me? If I had an available partner, would I want it so badly, so often? Sometimes I imagine what it would be like if I went off my anti-anxieties that have the side effect of "suppressing your sexual drive." For christ's sake I might be a sexual offender if I wasn't held back by these little pills!

So, obviously my two-man strategy is not working out. If I can't get sex weekly while I am seeing 2 men, then  its time to up the game. Calling all thirds!!!!!!

when was the last time you had sex in the back seat?

I think I may be turning into a teenage male. I'm almost 40. I mean all I want is sex, and then some more please. I think about it day and night, I dream about it. I do it anywhere and everywhere I can. And keep my hand down my pants the other days...But my god, I'm starving out here. I can't find a man to even keep up with the bare minimum--once a week. so, fellows, and sisters, i'm so sorry to say that the only way i can mange this savage desire is to string along several men at once to at least ensure that my chances of getting good sex once a week are strong. Last night it was the back seat of a jeep, damn it was good.i could go back to that soup line every day...multiple times in every day. But he only needs it every week or so. SCREAM!!!! And then there's my other steady (meaning he comes through 2 times a month) and its great but, SCREAM!!! Dating men in their 30's plus is maddening, flakeville, moody, busy, blah!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna loose my mind (well many may argue I already lost it) but please, fellas, can i get some more SEX?!?! pretty please ;)